Employed Suckers on Instagram: "Here's a list of the weirdest, most unusual inventions ever dreamed up by humanity—dialing the absurdity up to levels that make you question if inventors were secretly aliens on a prank mission: - Urban Window Baby Cage: Dangles your infant out of a high-rise window for "fresh air" like a human bird feeder—parental love meets vertigo. - Mass Shaving Machine: Shaves a dozen beards at once with spinning blades—barber efficiency or accidental facelift chaos. - Yodel